Queen Jayy

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"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."

- (via sassyfag)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via heyjazminee)

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via radical-illusion)

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via trust)

dancybutt:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

"thank you" is a good place to start

(via obey-kenia)

house-of-gnar:

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

this touches my soul

(via obey-kenia)

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg, via cumfort)

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(Source: use-the-force-harry, via pizza)

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"